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Jackson burial moved to September 3
CNN ^ | 8/21/09

Posted on 08/21/2009 11:52:35 AM PDT by LibWhacker

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To: LibWhacker
Regarding Hollywood funerals, “The Loved One” is fabulous reading. By Evelyn Waugh, the book's satire involves some big-wig Hollywood SOB that's not loved at all, but is BIG enough to get a razz-matazz sendoff — as compared to how loved dogs are interred in a local pet cemetery.
21 posted on 08/21/2009 12:29:21 PM PDT by OldNavyVet
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To: GreenHornet

With all that plastic, shouldn’t they just recycle him?


Not to worry he’ll be recycled many times over in plastic, vinyl, film, print, and no telling what else.


22 posted on 08/21/2009 12:30:39 PM PDT by deport
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To: GreenHornet

At this point, he’d fit nicely in an urn, as is.


23 posted on 08/21/2009 12:30:49 PM PDT by Madistan ((This space for rent))
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To: LibWhacker
The ceremony "will be limited to family and close friends," the statement said.

How is Joe going to make any money?

24 posted on 08/21/2009 12:36:34 PM PDT by Drew68
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25 posted on 08/21/2009 12:52:45 PM PDT by Petruchio (Democrats are like Slinkies... Not good for anything, but it's fun pushing 'em down the stairs.)
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To: LibWhacker

Jeez. Just put the freak in the ground, already.


26 posted on 08/21/2009 1:20:03 PM PDT by 60Gunner (F*** you, Barack O-frigging-Bama.)
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To: LibWhacker

Tiy’d think the carcas would start stinkin.


27 posted on 08/21/2009 1:24:12 PM PDT by JamesA (He who hesitates is lost.)
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To: LibWhacker

A James Brown type of send-off.


28 posted on 08/21/2009 1:27:07 PM PDT by Sig Sauer P220 (Forget going Galt. Its time to go Braveheart.)
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To: LibWhacker

Good God that’s sick. Just how long is a body supposed to sit in a morgue. Get his Plastic Highnyness in the ground already.


29 posted on 08/21/2009 1:28:50 PM PDT by Centurion2000 (The way to destroy a countercultural movement is to have white people start liking it.)
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To: Petruchio
awesome chart.

You think when Obama crashes and burns the NAACP will having him retroactively declared caucasian ?

30 posted on 08/21/2009 1:30:50 PM PDT by Centurion2000 (The way to destroy a countercultural movement is to have white people start liking it.)
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To: Centurion2000
Easy for you to say, smart guy. What are they supposed to do when he keeps getting up every time they bury him?



;-)
31 posted on 08/21/2009 1:33:21 PM PDT by Rastus
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To: Constitution Day

In other news, Idi Amin is still dead.


32 posted on 08/21/2009 1:37:38 PM PDT by Rebelbase (Obama--First with the worst.)
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To: Rastus

Wow, is that recent because that looks healthier than the ones from just before he died. He’s looking GOOODD right there!!! ;)


33 posted on 08/21/2009 1:53:43 PM PDT by Centurion2000 (The way to destroy a countercultural movement is to have white people start liking it.)
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To: Centurion2000

I think it’s some claymation deal. It’s scary that you and I can’t tell the real thing from a puppet, because I wasn’t sure at first either. The puppet’s more real!


34 posted on 08/21/2009 2:09:23 PM PDT by Rastus
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To: LibWhacker

They’re probably still arguing with Rome over putting him in the Pope’s tomb...


35 posted on 08/24/2009 11:06:50 PM PDT by PandaRosaMishima (she who tends the Nightunicorn; who is glosser of Titanic's wings)
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