“Hello Officer,I was just taking out the trash.”
The funniest line in The Simpsons Movie was when Fat Tony was trying to move a dead body into the lake:
Chief Wiggum: Uh sorry, sorry, no dumping in the lake!
Fat Tony: Fine, I will put my *yard trimmings* in a car compactor.
Lou: Uh, Chief, I think there was a dead body in there.
Chief Wiggum: I thought that too, until he said yard trimmings. You gotta learn to listen, Lou.