B and D fit me. Big no on A and C.
Personally, as an evil misogynist, when looking for a woman I can live without the BLTs. But the no talking back is a must.
The last thing I need when coming home from work is to hear the fairer sex tell me what's on her mind - as if this somehow involves me!
This is why Eastern European women are superior to selfish, "liberated", American women such as yourself - Russian women just clean, cook, and keep quiet.
Just the way God intended.