Someone call for new signup abuse?
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Line starts in front of me.
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Hamsters that smelt of elderberries were found riddling your father terribly in a bizarre display.
Somehow goats were involved, and maybe some MD 20/20.
Or was it a bottle of Thunderbird?
(Couldn’t find any Sly Fox, it took off and hid at his mere mention.)
Often, garden slugs were spotted issuing forth in waves from his nose, a glossy greenish wave of ooze prancing forth to infesture the world with some ambrosia of skull drippings.
What trepanning had to do with this was anyones guess as it merely caused mind leakage.
The cost of replacing his hoses and having him reupholstered was astronomical.
LOL! beauty.