Someone posted this on FR earlier today, make your own Kenyan BC template -notice the DU in the url
http://upload.democraticunderground.com/img/09/bc_template.pdf
I posted a pic of some leftwingers version
http://upload.democraticunderground.com/img/09/bc_template.pdf
Neat! All I have to do is print it out, find an old typewriter, type in Bambi's details. Oops. Almost forgot. Need a notary stamp to make an indistinct circular impression. Or maybe photoshop a genuine one. Then fold it up, stick in pocket, go for ten-mile walk in 90° heat. Unfold, snap a medium-res photo at an angle, and post!