Free chocolate cake on Obama! Domino's Pizza offer in D.C. on August 4 (BARF AND IRONY ALERT!)

International Business Times ^ | August 5, 2009 | staff

[Baladas]

Fast food chain Domino's Pizza is having a giveaway in all its Washington D.C. restaurants, offering a new dessert called Chocolate Lava Crunch Cake on Tuesday, August 4, in honor of President Barack Obama's birthday.

The offer will begin at 11:00 a.m. and extend until 9:00 p.m. at any restaurant, only while supplies last. Customers have to say "Happy Birthday" to the President to receive one FREE Chocolate Lava Crunch Cake.

The Chocolate Lava Crunch Cake is an oven-baked chocolate cake, crunchy on the outside, with warm flowing chocolate fudge inside.

It is "inspired by a combination of chocolate and textures," the chain said, according to a statement yesterday.

A list of Domino's Pizza restaurants can be found here.

In addition, from August 3 to August 31, anyone with an August birthday can stop by their local Domino's to receive one free Lava Crunch Cake, the chain said. Identification such as a drivers’ license or birth certificate is required. Minors without a drivers’ license must be accompanied by an adult

[Baladas]

(barf) They make you say "Happy Birthday" to Obama, and prove it's your birthday, too. I wonder if they would accept the Kenyan document as well as the Hawaiian COLB?

[La Lydia]

Now you tell us.

[Paladin2]

It’s “Happy where’s your Long Form Birth Certificate Day”.

[digger48]

They make you say "Happy Birthday" to Obama, and prove it's your birthday, too. I wonder if they would accept the Kenyan document as well as the Hawaiian COLB?

With the criteria for proof of age, Obama couldn't even qualify for one himself

[Bean Counter]

[FrankR]

Chocolate cake for obama...THAT's RACIST!!!! /sarc

Dominos wants to "honor" the baby-and-grandma killer commiebama?

I guess it's their way of showing support for him, so I therefore declare a boycot of Dominos pizza...I don't want supporters of the current bunch of thugs in Washington deliving to my house.

I think we owe it to America to put any supporters of hussein obama, out of business.

[HokieMom]

One of my best friends is a Dem and voted for Obama so we shared one of these today. Wasn’t I a good sport?

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2308365/posts?page=31#31

There’s a pic there. It was yum!

[Kickass Conservative]

I guess saying Happy Birthday is better than them making you kiss his picture.

Back to Pizza Hut I go.

[WSGilcrest]

The Chocolate Lava Crunch Cake is an oven-baked chocolate cake, crunchy on the outside, with warm flowing chocolate fudge inside.

D.C. ---> 80% chocolate and 20% nuts.

[Kickass Conservative]

I would have told him him to choke on it, but that’s just me.

[HokieMom]

She did pretty well with me the last eight years. It was ok. Besides, it was half-price night at the local wine cellar.

[OneWingedShark]

“Let them eat cake!”

[upstanding]

Sheesh... didn’t Dominoes used to fund pro-life groups? What the heck happened?

[Natural Law]

A very good friend of mine grew up near Heidelberg Germany. When he was seven years old Germany was still in a deep depression and luxuries were unheard of. On Hitler's birthday his teacher, a Nazi party member, asked the class which children liked chocolate and the response was unanimous. She then told the children to close their eyes and pray to God for some chocolate. When she told them to open their eyes and raise their hands if God had given them a piece. None of the children raised their hands. She told them to again close their eyes and pray to the Fuhrer for some chocolate. While their eyes were closed she placed a piece of chocolate on every desk. She then told the children to open their eyes and enjoy the chocolate that God was unable to deliver, but the Fuhrer did.

I suppose in this recession cake and Domino's will do.

[Kickass Conservative]

My apologies. Just a gut reaction because I have a very Lib Brother In-Law. With our Political differences, we tolerate each other to keep the family happy. We each think the other is nuts, which works out OK for me.

That being said, if I was offered anything to commemorate the Poseur POS Illegal Alien Anchor Baby President's supposed Birthday, I wouldn't touch it with a ten foot pole, even if they paid me.

Maybe I'm just one of those Crazy Right Wing Radicals who can't wait to attend a Congressional Townhall Meeting.

[Don Corleone]

Is ‘chocolate’ cake racist?

[HokieMom]

Oh, no need for an apology. I have family like that, too. This particular friend and I have lots in common professionally and are good at staying away from politics and keeping focused on our commonalities. Today's political event was rare and only because we stumbled on the Domino's on our way to the wine cellar! Lib family members are no fun.

[jws3sticks]

I think the cake should be “white layered cake” with “royal icing” covering it and “horse crap” between the layers. The cake should have eight trillion little birthday candles, to commiserate his first six months in office, one new dollar of debt per candle.

[When do we get liberated?]

Same here, tough to have loved ones on a Kool Aid IV drip in Boston.