[Dinah Lord]

You mentioned “running for mayor” of the Vineyard. Why do you think people are so drawn to you?

They’re drawn to my sexy red tricycle. And the secret is my bell. Anyone who passes me on the bike path gets the bell treatment, especially beautiful women, and that bell is just irresistible. I’m sorry that there’s only one in the world, and God gave it to me. The bike shop only had one, and they’ve never had another. The tones are just magical.

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[Critical Bill]

link did not work, I used this one: http://www.mvmagazine.com/article.php?17721

[Critical Bill]

My daughter [Maggie] works at the Slice of Life [restaurant in Oak Bluffs], so I go there every day to get breakfast. They have an 11 a.m. cutoff, so I’m often known to call at 10:59 to order my biscuit and bacon and egg sandwich.

MAN I bet hes popular arriving when they want to clean up and go home...elitist snob indeed

[Earthdweller]

A goofy looking little instigator...isn't he.