The cop should ask Obama for id and bring in an ICE team with him
SGT CROWLEY (knocks on door of White House): "Mr. Obama, I am Sgt. Crowley of the police department. Are you the legal resident at this address?"
OBAMA: "Of course I am, you stupid Irish cracker!!"
SGT CROWLEY: "Please calm down, sir. My understanding is that, under the law, the president of the United States is the legal resident at this address."
OBAMA: "I AM the president, you racist m-----f-----g pig!!"
SGT CROWLEY: "Sir, there is no need for such language. I am simply trying to determine if you are the president, and therefore the legal resident at this address."
"Under the law, the president must be a natural born citizen. Would you please show me proper identification, such as an original birth certificate, to verify your position, sir?"
OBAMA (mooning the officer): "Pig, you can kiss my...."