C'mon, let's cut Obongo some slack. Being of Kenyan ancestry, he probably grew up playing that captivating British sport, cricket, a game where they dress like prissy wankers and take breaks for tea.
My guess is he was confused out on the mound, mistaking Pujols with a wicket as he bowled a no ball.
81 posted on 07/16/2009 7:06:20 AM PDT by Lovely-Day-For-A-Guinness
(Eenie meanie, chili beanie, the spirits are about to speak....)