[KarlInOhio]

I remember the good old days when surgeons general just worried about whether kids were learning how to masturbate properly.

Remember, it's not real wanking unless it is government approved and regulated wanking.

[pogo101]

At last an endeavor in which government has some expertise!

Not that a typical teenager probably doesn’t fare just fine without, um, instruction.

[libh8er]

I remember the good old days when surgeons general just worried about whether kids were learning how to masturbate properly

Today the govt worries not just if kids are masturbating enough, and masturbating properly, but also if doctors are trained in doing emergency abortions -- in planes, trains, automobiles, airports, bus stations, stadiums,..