[DoctorMichael]

Top Five Things You
WON'T
See At The Institute For Creation Research

1) A Centrifuge

2) A Microscope

3) A Pipetteman

4)Lab Glassware

5)A Bunsen Buner

The Top Thing YouWILL
See At The Institute For Creation Research

A Keyboard

[GodGunsGuts]

Every Evo must send a certain organ on permanent vacation to become a full fledged member of the Temple of Darwin cult. Here's a hint:

Bon Voyage!