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Dear Future Inmate: Here is what you posted on the Internet for all to see:

“If Laura Bush was on fire in front of me...I’ll admit, I would use a fire extinguisher. To crush her Femmebot-like head like a coconut, then I’d run around the block, giggling and yelling and firing off the extinguisher like a drunken fratboy at a South Beach Motel 6”

Here is the specific federal law you have violated (See Letters A & D :

http://www.usdoj.gov/usao/eousa/foia_reading_room/usam/title9/crm01532.htm

1532 Threats Against Former Presidents, and Certain Other Secret Service Protectees

Section 879 of Title 18 prohibits knowing and willful threats to kill, kidnap, or inflict bodily harm against the following categories of persons who are protected by the United States Secret Service:

A. Members of the immediate family of the President;

B. Members of the immediate family of the Vice President;

C. Former Presidents;

D. Members of the immediate family of a former President;

E. Major candidates for the Office of President and Vice President;

F. Spouses of major candidates for the Office of President and Vice President within 120 days of the general Presidential election; and

G. Immediate families of the President-elect and Vice President-elect.

Son, this is serious business. I suggest you obtain a lawyer...right now. I wish you the best but whoever put you up to this business you are engaged in at present has really done you a bad turn. Good luck