EWWW & EWWW!!! You opened my sleepy eyes wide open with this pic.
Now you know why she was calling on the military for assistance. Washing her crotch would require a global deployment. A multi-national coalition of battle hardened forces. Men who have marched through the gates of hell and liked it. Men who are blind. Men who have no sense of smell. Men who have no families and have nothing left to live for. Men with experience scrubbing the decks of crab boats. Men who drink wood alcohol by the gallon.