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You need to write down your Squirr Lore for the rest of us!

Here's the difference between Labs and Goldens:

Subject: Goldens vs Labs

Goldens: NEED attention
Labs: WANT attention

Goldens: MUST be touching you at all times
Labs: WANT to touch you all the time

Goldens: They must be Catholics (They understand the need to confess their guilt)
Labs: They must be Protestants (What guilt?)

Goldens: If they had a job they would be Social Workers
Labs: If they had a job they would be standup comedians

Goldens: If they could speak, they’d constantly say “I love you” And if you come home to find that the lamp is broken they’d say “broken lamp? I must have done it. I know I was outside the whole time, but I must have done it, oh no. Someone’s unhappy”
Labs: If they could speak, they’d say “love me” And if you come home to find that the lamp is broken they’d say “broken lamp? I did it. I was having tons of fun. Want to see me break the other one?”

Goldens: hang on you
Labs: body slam you

Goldens: Long hair in your food, on your clothes, on your couch.
Labs: Shorter hair in your food, on your clothes, on your couch.

Goldens: Brush daily
Labs: Wash and wear!

- Karen & Dick Kennedy
Pleasant Pine Labrador Retrievers