[Pearls Before Swine]

He really didn’t want to dine out because he would have had to endure multiple vodka toasts at a Russian dinner. The closet Muslim thing, y’know.

[dfwgator]

He really didn’t want to dine out because he would have had to endure multiple vodka toasts at a Russian dinner,

Couldn't the Russians have accomodated them by giving him a Black Russian.

("Oh, I get it, A Black Russian. A joke. I get it. He's black.")

[1066AD]

Russians don’t mind if you don’t drink, but if you do you’d better keep up !