“I’m waiting for Jackson to jump out of the coffin and say just kidding”
I wouldn’t put it past him. He’ll be lying in state as millions of people are watching, then suddenly he’d spring up and go “OWWWWWWWW”, and then he’d be moonwalking on the coffin.
This whole charade is sickening, all this Pope-level treatment for a guy who was known for grabbing his crotch. People in this country truly are that stupid.
Theres a red carpet-not red-where attendees, just now the Jesse Jackson family, are posing for pictures as they enter.