Those damn Germans!
Ahh, Someone has rediscovered Teutonic Plate Movements! Yes, it's true - global warmism is a coverup of the impact of the German Dinner Table and it's Teutonic Plate Movements! Piled high with bratwurst and schnitzel, many places in Germany will make schnitzel large enough to cover the entire plate, so that the sides have to be placed on another plate next to it, thus increasing the impact of Teutonic Plate Movements! It's incredible AND edible at the same time!