Posted on 07/01/2009 9:05:24 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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Hi RWI!!!
Hope Rush at leasts ‘jokes’ about the BC today!!! I am pysched that this is finally getting legs :)
hi you - thanx for the thread,
Where’s the PING?
Ping-a-ling
Someone should call in and ask if he was the one that tried to buy it on E-Bay...At least let him know it was u for auction.
'La bonne cuisine est la base du véritable bonheur.' - Auguste Escoffier
(Good food is the foundation of genuine happiness.)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
Thanks for making the effort!
Worldnet Daily got the BC.
Al Franken, Minnesota Judges cheat to get their Democrat vote in the Senate, Sotomayer isn’t the only Judge that should be impeached
WHen?
How do you know this?
Did you hear Billy Mays is being buried in Pittsburgh (more specifically, “The Rocks”)?
Rush said Obama told the gays “they’d be happy in the end.”
Oh, dear.
Obama’s inherited marxist leaning from Rush...
http://hbhls.blogspot.com/2009/07/rush-obama-inherited-marxist-leanings.html
Yhello! Yhello! Yhello!
wonder if frank lombard was there
i read yesterday that der fuhrer was looking for a ‘nicer way’ to say don't ask don't tell - not get rid of it - just say it nicer
Yes, I did. I did meet him a couple of times (I used to have a job that had me work the Home Shows as well). I posted (on one of the Mays’ threads) that he was an ok guy (he was easy to remember because of the black hair/beard.) I always used to watch some of his spiel (when channel surfing) because...hey, I met him!
Some of the posts on those Mays’ threads were just awful...I joked that the OxyClean mustn’t have worked for them. There is a current bumper crop of sllort here on FR.
from a piece I saw on feed demon.
Not sure it was the BC but rather the proof we all seek.
Really!?!?!? I sure hope so...but...WND doesn’t give me the greatest confidence.
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