[ejonesie22]

Why is it that the very people who view conceit as a virtue are the also the ones least able to lay claim to its value...

[Cedric]

I can tell you’ve been crushed by the weight of my intellectual superiority.

So, I’ll refrain from describing my rugged good looks, my amazing athletic prowess or the satisfaction I bring to my trophy wife (42-26-34) several time each day.