DEMOCRAT CONGRESSMAN BEDEMIR: And that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana-shaped.
KING OBAMA: This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedemir. Explain again how sheeps' bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.
DEMOCRAT CONGRESSMAN BEDEMIR: Oh, certainly, sir....all we have to do is shove it through Duchess Pelosi's House of Congress and add it to an amendment in a 1000+ page bill.
KING OBAMA: The bloody peasants won't have a clue if we can add this amendment at 3AM....and the useful idiots will pass it without looking at it!
DEMOCRAT CONGRESSMAN BEDEMIR: Exactly my liege!