I found the funniest t shirt several years ago. It was announcing the Elvis tour 1990-1991. Instead of concert venues, it had sightings. “At a Burger King in Kalamazoo, Michigan” and on and on. Apparently Lisa and the estate put the stop to that.
There was already the first reported dead Michael Jackson sighting here. A man claimed he saw the King of Pop at the Macy's Boys Dept. Apparently he was there because he saw a sign that said "Boys Pants, Half Off."
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Thank you very much, I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip your bartenders and waitresses.
Please tell me you bought it. That’s awesome. If Lisa had any brains, she would have bought out whoever was selling them and started selling them herself.