BreakingNewsRUMOR CONTROL — There are rumors spreading that Jeff Goldblum has died. This is not true.
18 minutes ago from BNO Headquarters
mpoppelRe: Goldblum reports. He's fine!
20 minutes ago from TweetDeck
Stop denying it, Goldblum. You're not fooling anyone.
Hmmm
And you believe the lying dead bastard?