[Moonman62]

There’s no way. A cruise ship can’t get to Argentina and back in five days.

It's possible to fly to Argentina and take the cruise from there.

[Vermont Lt]

or he could have taking a motorcyle cruise. I know its a stretch.

This guy needs to gather the press, present receipts, and an explanation.

While I defend his right to take off for a few days, this guys is screwing the pooch.

The are a bunch of possibilities:

* he is telling the truth (Always a good assumption to make)
* He has a girlfriend
* He HAD a girlfriend and wifey told him to choose where he wanted to be
* He had to decide what to do after he was term limited
* He DID decide what he was going to do after he was term limited, and it bummed him out
* He was abducted by aliens
* He went to Venezuela to hang out with Chavez
* He had a picnic with Carly Simon, but he could not reveal what he found out
* He had a facelift
* He had a sex change
* He adopted a Malawian kid
* He took a wrong turn and just kept going

[AuH2ORepublican]

“It’s possible to fly to Argentina and take the cruise from there.”

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Or fly to Santiago, Chile, and take a cruise from there, through the Straits of Magellan, to Buenos Aires. I know, because my parents did exactly that a little while back.