[traditional1]

Why didn’t you just write “D-E-M-O-C-R-A-T-S”?

I forgot to include felons, tax cheats, "single mothers", sex deviates, and other low-life that would have covered more of their voterbase.

[huldah1776]

Single mothers is pretty inclusive. I have never been called a low-life before, but I guess if the shoe fits.