You have arrived. The vitamin hawking editor boy has called you a liberal. Now you know you’re making sense.
When someone who doesn’t know me calls me a liberal, I get aaaalll shakey! Oh noes!!!!
Seeing as how I made my political bones going door-to-door for Reagan during his first campaign, I laugh. (And it paid off—my precinct went 68% for him—and only 21% for McCain and Palin in the last election. That’s what’s making these people howl.)