I told someone before the election, that I thought our Country could survive 4 years of anybody, but now I’m not so sure. Things are heating up so fast and furious that I’m afraid of the worst case scenario for our Country and the options to save it are looking less and less pretty. Of course we must save the Nation, at all costs, but I sense a foreboding that I’ve never felt before. Pray for our Country and even though we may not deserve it, ask God to not remove his divine protection over our Nation.
Comrades! do not trouble yourselves with doubt or questions. As a great leader said, "There . . . ah . . . is . . . um . . . nothing to . . . ah . . . fear but . . . uh . . . Bush. . .er . . . fear itself." After all, we have entirely too many news sources now and some weeding out needs to be done. Hate speech found on the Internet and deceptive reporting like the Wall Street Journal and Fox News, as mild as they may be, send only negative vibrations to the people. Haven't we had enough of that ???
The new All Barack Content news will simplify things for our loyal citizens. Uh, you are loyal aren't you?? Never mind, we will be checking up on you from time to time.