[Dutchgirl]

she slept with a guy to whom she was not married and thus produced an illegitimate child. Which is exactly what the mother of Letterman's son did.

Bears repeating.

[T. Jefferson]

Line for Sarah.

"I thought Mayor Guiliani cleaned upt NYC from all the demented old pervs and drunks. Looks like he missed one."

[Armedanddangerous]

the only funny things he ever did on that show was when he used to drop watermelons, bowling balls and big bowls of guacamole off the roof of the ed sullivan theater.

Since then it’s been all downhill, so to speak.