In the meantime, roll your own.
I've seen the new rolling machines and they're not what they used to be. Hell's bells ya can buy 'em to roll cigs with FILTERS, even. Pretty neat I thought, surely the way I'd have gone had I stuck with the habit.
"Just large enough to outrun all of those environmentally correct police cars...should not be much of a problem...heh..."
Don't be silly. Can't outrun a Motorola, Deagle. LOL
Just outsmart 'em, the ik's really quite *thick*.
"Great retirement benefits as long as you can evade the PC police..."
The PC imbeciles are even easier to outfox than the real dolts. And why not, the PC variety's clearly nutz. ;^)
"Of course, maybe the people will revolt and that wont be illegal anymore... Such grand thoughts!"
Yes, grand indeed.
I'll join in your fantasy, if you don't mind. LOL!
Heh... Cool (as some in my generation us to say)...