Hey I got a joke for ya Dave, how ‘bout this?
“Yankee’s game last night, David Letterman and his 6 year old son Harry were in attendance for the whole game, well except for that brief absence after young Harry’s little accident when he dropped his hot dog, and Daddy wouldn’t let him put it back in the bun, way too dirty for that, right Dad?”
You mean Letterman’s “bastard son”?
Oh, sorry - that’s dropping down to his level, isn’t it?