[txroadkill]

You should pave your yard and then park on it, that’ll learn ‘em.

[Jessica2677]

I’ll do that and buy 1000 pink flamigos, hope the neighbors like that.

[Kitsunebi]

You should pave your yard and then park on it, that’ll learn ‘em.

No, astroturf it! Two advantages:

1. They'd still have a green "yard".
2. No grass, no ticket.

If that doesn't work, park the car in the tree. :^)