[Vigilanteman]

Palau is, interestingly, one of the few countries in the world which recognize Taiwan as the legitimate government of China. The people are warm, friendly and sensible-- they once considered a law to outlaw the wearing of neckties. There are millions of Americans far more deserving of being settled in a remote beautiful tropical country than these Muzzie terrorists.

This makes about as much sense as relocating a child rapist to the witness protection program next door to an elementary school.

[Lucius Cornelius Sulla]

There is a followup about this at NRO. They said that Palau is where two seasons of ‘Survivor’ took place. The jokes just write themselves!