“Great. It’ll be just our luck we finally make contact with beings from another planet and the first earthlings they meet will be a spaceship full of gays and lesbians.
We’re doomed.”
HA Ha. That’s true! They’ll think we are all just a bunch of devaint buttslammin wussies and clipped-haired skanks and blow up the planet!
The aliens wouldn’t have to destroy the planet, just come back in about 3-4 generations and we’ll self-exterminate.