You will have to satisfy your curious inquisition with the responses I have already given. I have stated that God and I are neighbors, that we take walks on the beach together.
You can do this too. Just find yourself a lonely beach and look around. If you don't feel the presence of God, simply fall to your knees and strike your fists upon the shore at your feet. This will surely get God's attention.
Go pound sand.
Well, if it would make you feel better....
It seems to me that you and Polis (of Plato's Gorgias) have an awful lot in common.