[Old Mountain man]

Finally, a Protestant church with brains.

[trickyricky]

Finally, a Protestant church with brains.

Amen, brother.
Our ushers carry Thompson Sub-machine guns.
Nobody holds out when they pass the plate.

[kittykat77]

The nuns at my parochial school didn't need guns. They had wood rulers! Actually, this sounds like a set up for a Deadliest Warrior episode: Catholic nuns (wood rulers, rosary beads, face smacks) versus Protestant pastors (handgun, jumble sales, Bible).