[AliVeritas]

Me:

Is this where I switch to WMMW (What Michelle meant to wear), from WORM (What Obama really meant)?

Lib on shoulder:

Maybe it’s from YHW (You heard wrong), to YDST (You didn’t see that).

Sure your eyes say electric blue, when in fact it’s cerulean black (a color created by Crayola just MO), hit by the sun just so. By saying black and blue would you imply he beats her? BTW, did you notice their dog’s with them?

Me: Ooh, nice doggie; I feel patriotic paying for it. (Picks up whiskey bottle, empties it).

/s

[NicknamedBob]

"Sure your eyes say electric blue,
when in fact it’s cerulean black
(a color created by Crayola just MO),
hit by the sun just so.

By saying black and blue
would you imply he beats her?
BTW, did you notice their dog’s with them?

Me: Ooh, nice doggie;
I feel patriotic paying for it.
(Picks up whiskey bottle, empties it)."

Nice poem.