Sunshine also lets terrorists see, grows their crops, and makes them nice and warm in the morning after a cold Afghan night. So, sunshine gives harbor and comfort to the enemy, and is therefore a traitor to the United States as well. We should declare a War On Sunshine in addition to the other things you mention.
>>terrorists...cold Afghan night.
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Do you mean Freedom Fighters? In Obama’s America, the only terrorists are veterans, pro-lifers, and people with Ron Paul bumper stickers!