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The Adventures of Citizen X!
In this episode: Citizen X falls in love...
Scene: The lunch counter of the public cafeteria in the basement of the Lockstep Transient Authority Building, Grayburg, USA. The counter is deserted except for Citizen X. Behind the counter is a pert young thing apparently of the feminine gender.
I would like apple pie and coffee please.
Hahahahaha! This is the third time this week youve ordered pie. Im gonna need to see your Caloric Intake Ration Card!
Theres an extra hillary in it for you if we forget about the card.
A hillary? No way. Im not taking a risk like that for a damn hillary.
Ok, make it two hillaries. Cmon, I accidentally spindled my card. Theres no one else here...
Livin on the edge huh? I see by your hat youve been to reedu. It probably served you right...
Yeah, Ive been to reedu but it was quite a while ago. I dont have to wear the hat much longer.
I had a cousin who went to reedu. He said it was the best thing that ever happened to him.
Is he retarded?
What? No! Hes not retarded!
Brain damaged?
Um...slightly. So do you live around here? Youve been coming in pretty often.
Yes. Im allotted a two hundred at the Stalin House over on Truth to Power.
Hahahahaha! Two hundred square feet at the Stalin? Whod you piss off, your Mullah or a Committee Member?
Probably both...uh, I was wondering, umm, if youre not too busy tonight, or, like, married or cohabitating, or prohibited in some other way, if, maybe you and I could maybe take a walk or something like that?
Tonight? I dunno. Whats the status of your Mullahs Permission to Marry or Cohab?
Its a little confusing. Hard to tell, really. My Mullah is the street corner variety. He only has a third grade education. I dont think he really understands the forms.
Hmmm...sounds like you have paper work problems. My ex had problems too. What a nightmare! How about your Fitness to Propagate AR?
Well...Im having problems locating that right now. I have it somewhere...
Shit! A botched MPMC AND no FPAR? Id have the lurkers on my back so fast, ID be livin at the Stalin! Damn, boy! What world are you living in? Ill pass. I gotta get back to work! Later...
But....my pie?
Stay tuned for further Adventures of Citizen X!