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The Adventures of Citizen X!
In this episode: Citizen X falls in love...
Scene: The lunch counter of the public cafeteria in the basement of the Lockstep Transient Authority Building, Grayburg, USA. The counter is deserted except for Citizen X. Behind the counter is a pert young thing apparently of the feminine gender.
I would like apple pie and coffee please.
Hahahahaha! This is the third time this week you’ve ordered pie. I’m gonna need to see your Caloric Intake Ration Card!
There’s an extra hillary in it for you if we forget about the card.
A hillary? No way. I’m not taking a risk like that for a damn hillary.
Ok, make it two hillaries. C’mon, I accidentally spindled my card. There’s no one else here...
Livin’ on the edge huh? I see by your hat you’ve been to reedu. It probably served you right...
Yeah, I’ve been to reedu but it was quite a while ago. I don’t have to wear the hat much longer.
I had a cousin who went to reedu. He said it was the best thing that ever happened to him.
Is he retarded?
What? No! He’s not retarded!
Brain damaged?
Um...slightly. So do you live around here? You’ve been coming in pretty often.
Yes. I’m allotted a ‘two hundred’ at the Stalin House over on Truth to Power.
Hahahahaha! Two hundred square feet at the Stalin? Who’d you piss off, your Mullah or a Committee Member?
Probably both...uh, I was wondering, umm, if you’re not too busy tonight, or, like, married or cohabitating, or prohibited in some other way, if, maybe you and I could maybe take a walk or something like that?
Tonight? I dunno. What’s the status of your Mullah’s Permission to Marry or Cohab?
It’s a little confusing. Hard to tell, really. My Mullah is the street corner variety. He only has a third grade education. I don’t think he really understands the forms.
Hmmm...sounds like you have paper work problems. My ex had problems too. What a nightmare! How about your Fitness to Propagate AR?
Well...I’m having problems locating that right now. I have it somewhere...
Shit! A botched MPMC AND no FPAR? I’d have the lurkers on my back so fast, I’D be livin’ at the Stalin! Damn, boy! What world are you living in? I’ll pass. I gotta get back to work! Later...
But....my pie?
Stay tuned for further Adventures of Citizen X!