Posted on 05/28/2009 9:15:28 AM PDT by null and void
AP title: Pelosi appeals for China's help on climate change
Just putting on the exclamation point. FR threads here and here
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I think the Chicoms should hold her for ransom.
I’m going to go out and burn more tires before it’s too late!
(I hate Big Sister.)
Do you have change for a penny?
Are you kidding? King Obama would probably pay them to hold her!
“Hey China, she is willing to overlook your poisoning the children and pets of the world with toxic exports and harvesting organs from the warm twitching bodies of executed political prisoners .... as long as you don’t pollute!”
Well, I’m not in favor of her coming back on an airplane. Or, even a ship, which would be somewhat more energy-efficient. Maybe she can swim home, if she can swim. If she can’t, maybe she should learn. Or, maybe not.:)
She should just stay there and use Al Gore’s Internet to explain to us how we must live.
Oh, they can continue to pollute, too, as long as they continue to pay her off. And the press will continue to ignore it or sympathize with China for not being able to afford pollution controls.
WE should pay to clean up China.
In other words: we demand to control EVERY ASPECT of YOUR lives!!
Typical liberal/commie/socialist claptrap by Nancy while sucking up to her Chi-Commie masters.
So the great CHANGE has now been unfulred and come to light in the name of being GREEN but is really communist RED all the while; typical watermelon liberal sh!t.
“harvesting organs from the warm twitching bodies of executed political prisoners .... as long as you don’t pollute!”
Good idea..let the Chicoms harvest her organs to pay down our debt. Her giant Hindenberg boobs must be worth something.
Isn't that just what Mao believed?
Nancy; will your “inventory” be the same as mine? Didn’t think so....
liberal fascism = nanny pelosi with a botox smile frozen on her face, rubber gloves, and a colonoscopy probe as she searches for any unexamined parts of your life.
Boycott, resist, sabotage, separate, secede, revolt.
I truly hate this women...
I wonder if they burst into flames if you pop 'em.
Now you're being silly. Everybody knows that Nancy's body has way too many toxins for Chinese standards. ;-)
In this episode: Citizen X is stopped and questioned by a Committee Member.
Scene: Unity in Diversity Way, a public thoroughfare, Grayburg, USA.
Citizen X! Produce your papers!
Yes sir. Which papers would the Committee Member like to see?
Don't play dumb with the Member, Citizen! I want to see all the papers you are required to carry when you leave your dwelling.
We'll start with your
Caloric Intake Ration Card
and your current
CO2 Personal Emissions Results.
Then I will need you to produce your
Contributions to the State Testimonials,
and
Permissions for Animal Companions
(if any).
Then your
Certificate of Tolerance
Personal Travel Limits License
Public Transit Compliance Forms
Personal Habitat Authorization
Allowed Personal Consumption Schedule,
your
Mullah's Permission to Marry or Cohabitate
and
Fitness to Propagate Adjudication Receipt
Sir, I can produce my CIRC, CPER, my CST's, PAC's, my CT, PTLL, PTCF’s and my PHA. Unfortunately, my AC ate my APCS, MPMC and my FPAR.
I see by your hat that you have been to Reeducation. Would you like to go again?
No sir.
You have one week to straighten out your documents. Your Neighborhood Lurker will be informed!
A fixit ticket?
That’s right, a fixit ticket. One week!
Damn...
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