Such a ping I’m giving you
todah!
Morris and Abe are walking down the street and pass a church with a sign outside that says, “$1000 to any Jew who converts.” Morris says, “Abe, do you think they’ll really pay it?”
Abe says, “you wait out here. I’ll go in, tell them I want to convert, and I’ll see if they pay me.”
Morris waits outside. And waits. And waits. Finally, two hours later, Abe comes out. Morris asks, “Abe, did they pay you $1000?”
Abe says, “you Jews! All you ever think about is money!”