[MacSuibhne]

Let’s have a Sky Writer fly over a major sporting event, such as the U.S. Open. Where’s the Birth Certificate?... This may even work at a crowded beach. I get the feeling that sports news like ESPN would at least talk about it. We need to get creative.

[Kenny Bunk]

Traitorous dog that I am, I just registered a Maine registered vehicle in a state other than Maine.

I needed:

A Current Passport, OR a Birth CERTIFICATE
"Not," said the friendly clerk (a good looker, too), "one of those thingies from the hospital with a footprint thingie on it."

A current driver's license (any state)

A utility bill or other proof of that address in that state

My SS Card

Look to me like Algonquin J. Calhoun ain't gonna be drivin' no car in that state!