Posted on 05/20/2009 8:46:09 AM PDT by Sub-Driver
Ron Reagan Junior: 'Limbaugh Hasn't Had a Natural Erection Since the Nixon Administration' By Tim Graham Created 2009-05-20 11:16
They used to mock the manhood of Ron Reagan ("Junior") for being a ballet dancer. But Junior is striking back on his leftist Air America radio show [1]. He would not stand for Rush Limbaugh joking about Nancy Pelosi shaking from "Botox withdrawal," and even recycled a January routine in which Limbaugh joked to keep the birth rate down, "simply put pictures of Nancy Pelosi ... in every cheap motel room." Reagan Junior unloaded on Limbaugh being on thin ice [2] for making erection jokes (click here [3] for audio):
Limbaugh hasn't had a natural erection since the Nixon Administration; think he's compensating for something? Now, I wouldn't pick on him for any of this stuff, not his blubbiness, not his man-boobs, not his inability to have a natural erection -- none of that stuff -- to me, off limits until! until! -- Mr. Limbaugh, you turn that sort of gun on somebody else -- once you start doing that, you're fair game, fat boy. Absolutely, you jiggly pile of mess. You're just fair game, and you're going to get it, too. [Laughs] You'd better watch what you say, Limbaugh, because it can come back the other way.
Junior also strangely claimed that Pelosi looks pretty good for a grandma, but Limbaugh looks like "the unholy spawn of Tony Soprano and the Michelin Man."
He also jumped all over CNN analyst Alex Castellanos joking that "If Speaker Pelosi were still capable of human facial expression, she'd be embarrassed" by the "Nixon-like position" she's in. He said "This from a guy who looks like he just stepped out of a road production of [the Harvey Fierstein drag-queen musical] La Cage Aux Folles."
They play those prostate commercials on one of the radio stations I listen to. My only thought is, “I bet Ronnie JR. has massaged many a prostate....and not with his fingers either.”
Oops, that last statement may be unfair. I don’t know if it is accurate. Ronnie Jr. may have had HIS prostate massaged many times in the same manner.
Wipe That Shi*-Eating Grin From Your Face!
Giving them or getting them??
Maureen was a loyal Republican conservative too, though with some feminist traits.
indeed
Ron probably uses viagra to make sure Jerry Brown doesn’t throw him out.
Has to get it up to play leap frog on the lawn!
It did. (long before it went off the air).
But like Democratic voters, death seems not to be an obstacle.
Maybe Ron Jr. and Rahm need to 'hook up'.
: )
Just because a man performed ballet, doesn’t mean he is gay.
However, if you are in the ballet, or a bodybuilder, you are certainly surrounded by gay men.
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