that would be child abuse...but still a funny thought....
How about one of the doll babies they make students take care of for a month? they wet, cry, scream all day long.
Ma’am could you take your baby outside? Excuse me? thwappp!
“that would be child abuse...”
I guess I was abused as a kid. My aunt could not pinch my rosey cheeks enough (maybe that’s why they were rosey)