“Poor Barry. He thought being POTUS consisted of nothing more than Wednesday Night Conga Line Parties, Friday Night dates with Michelle, riding around on Marine One and taking joy rides on Air Force One.”
...and giving teleprompter-generated speeches to adoring crowds.
True. But that was so obvious I omitted it
BUT, since Barry does and even admits he needs his teleprompter - I think it should be included in his Official Presidential Portrait. Him and 'It' standing side by side. :-)