He was surprised to learn that somebody grabbed his keys to Air Force One and went for a joyride over The Statue of Liberty.
He was surprised to learn that is Treasury Secretary was (is) a tax cheat.
This is a guy who is surprised by EVERYTHING. Israel is in a no-win situation so I say go for it, Israel!
Wait 'til he finds out how many guns and how much ammunition ordinary Americans have bought since it looked as if he would win the election. I