Why not just have everyone weighed on 15 April? Then tax all the fat people.
I haven’t drank soda in many years and I don’t smoke either.
Sure - we could all be taxed by the "BMI Bracket." Which, of course, will drop lower and lower every year until only the anorexic runway models are the ones not paying the Body Mass Index tax.
If you think you are left out just it will hit you soon.
“I havent drank soda in many years and I dont smoke either.”
Move along then. Nothing to see here. Don’t worry about it.
As long as it doesn’t affect you just sit there eating your oatmeal.