[HiTech RedNeck]

No, not Bush’s fault. Karl Rove has the hurricane control machine.

[John Valentine]

Karl is rumored to have been up in Alaska recently, and I know for a fact that he has a glacier speed control thingy that he keeps handy at all times.

He keeps it in his coat pocket, and you just know what he is doing when he reaches in there - he's destroying some other town with glacial meltwater. There is simply no limit to the man's perfidy.