[Sender]

Raisin' it up,
waxin' it down,
in a little white box that I can
sell uptown.

Note: no interstate commerce was involved with the raising, waxing, boxing, sale or end use of my floss.

[mentor2k]

LOL . . you threw Zappa into the discussion, gotta love it.

Movin' to Montana soon.

[RetroSexual]

With a
Pair of heavy-duty
Zircon-encrusted tweezers in my hand
Every other wrangler would say
I was mighty grand