Gadzooks... 
It certainly is a mystery, Jim, how anyone can not understand FR is a conservative site.
It doesn't take a rocket scientist... 
or an all knowing, always right thinking, devilish handsome robot to see the truth!
Bender! Stop calling me "Shirley!" Or I will... 
shoot your washers clean off this conservative site!
Yes, on this conservative site... 
Mitt's dead, Jim!
So that's that, you conservative campers. Smoke 'em... 
if you got 'em.
So party on, you right-wing fanatics... 
the beer's on me. But find your own babebot. This one's mine!
Always tell the truth and only the truth... 
in bars.
And what ever you do, always practice... 
safe sex!
