Unleash thy inner bard on 'Talk Like Shakespeare Day'

CNN ^ | 21 Apr 09

[PurpleMan]

Hast thou been patterning thy parlance to evoke the vernacular of William Shakespeare?

Well, get thee to an Internet machine hastily, sirrah or mistress, for thou hast but two days from Tuesday to unleash thy inner bard.

[Night Hides Not]

In my winter of discontent, I pray that I posteth before the dastardly Zot cometh!

[Jonah Hex]

Get thee hence to a nunnery...and have funnery!

[WOBBLY BOB]

Daley should proclaim a “wear your kevlar to school” day.

[conservativeharleyguy]

Methinks thou thinketh not, Freepingly or elsewise.

[Night Hides Not]

Methinks thou thinketh not, Freepingly or elsewise.

Hold thy tongue, knave, lest I dispatch Janeane Garofalo to tea-baggeth you!

This is starting to get good...LOL!

[Condor51]

Daley should proclaim a “wear your kevlar to school” day.

... THAT'S a fact! ...

[Peelod]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BaGHVWKrcpQ&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Etalklikeshakespeare%2Eorg%2Fmain%2Etaf%3Fp%3D0%2C16%2C3&feature=player_embedded

[PurpleMan]

“The first thing we do, let’s kill all the lawyers” - it’s a lawyer joke.

The argument of this remark as in fact being favorable to lawyers is a marvel of sophistry, twisting of the meaning of words in unfamiliar source, disregard of the evident intent of the original author and ad hominem attack. Whoever first came up with this interpretation surely must have been a lawyer.

http://www.spectacle.org/797/finkel.html

[shibumi]

OH!

That thou shalt not steele thine anger,
And let not thy piercing blade of shiny, shiny bluest bright
Be interposed, twixt gut and bladder on this night.

Rather, stay disapprobation,
That desire and despair not overtake thee,
Nor cause thy Pit and pithy words
To rend the fabric of discourse.

Stroll forth with thy Pit battled beasties,
Balanced in halcyon repose, pinging not
To the Chet of thine abradement.

[onedoug]

“Things will be as they may.” —Henry V

[mikrofon]

FRiends, Republicans, countrymen, look at those ears! I come to pillory Seizer, not to praise him. The evil that men do lives after them, The good is oft interred with their bones; So let it be with Seizer.

[Charles Henrickson]

This is going from bard to verse.

Get thee to a punnery!

[Charles Henrickson]

Unleash thy inner bard. . . .

Should be, "Unleash thine inner bard. . . ." The possessive pronoun is followed by a vowel sound, so the "n" sound is added to "thy," making "thine." It's like unto "a" book/"an" apple.

[Charles Henrickson]

Out, damned zot! Out, I say!

Out, out, screen handle.

[Charles Henrickson]

I'll knock once more to summon them! ("Ping")

The plea's the ping!

[PurpleMan]

You are absolutely correct. I grovel for forgiveness

[Salamander]

Post of the day award!