George Will’s biggest fan is George Will
Four little somalis went out one day,
With a waddle and a paddle to get some pay,
When the big ship with some snipers on the deck,
took out three pirates with a peck, peck, peck
Peck, Peck, Peck...
Peck, Peck, Peck...
Even though the O gave orders that day
Don’t hurt the pirates, oh no, no way
When the cap called back re: the weapon at his head
Then he said now you can shoot them dead
Shoot them dead, Shoot them dead,
After the deaths he tossed to and fro
My oh my where does one pirate go
So he called up his cousin and he gave more cash
Where the pirates break out with a crash, crash, crash
Crash, Crash, Crash